1-900-aesthetics:

toshio:

Sex is cool but have you ever…

medicinemp4:

I love this opening?

votee-for-pedro:

arianasgrandres:

we are alive today bc of whip my hair by willow smith

(Source: wocs)

c-elebutante:

toshio:

goodbye mayor…..you’ve been away too long…..

there’s a new mayor in town

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

nakedbybria:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

yes.

(Source: greelin)

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

via reddit.com

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.